2009 Spring/Summer Catalogue

*Class Schedules and Room Numbers will soon be available for the 2009 fall trimester.

Dr.  Hans von Schrect, PhD, EdD, Cosmologist, Chief Science Officer

                     

                    Optical Scientifics

                     

                    The Quantum Pyramid: The Grain of Rice

                     

                    The Inscrutable Sphere: The Power of Holy Pi

Rev. Leicster Cohen-Blaize

                   

                    Fact Not Faith: Reading Between The Lies

                   

                    Liturgical Linguistics (Intermediate Only)

                  

                    Pyrasphere & The Old Testament: A Critical Analysis

 Dr. Mrs. Sylvia Licht, ND, Bionutritionist, Metaphysiologist, Chiropractor

                     

                    The Mitochondrial You

                   

                    Dianutretics:  Maintaining a Luminous Bio-Bodysuit

                   

                   Paranoid Apologetics

Dr.  Alex Joyfrem, PhD, QED, PSA, Notary Public

                 

                    Autophilanthropy

                 

                    Pyr-Pressure Discussion Group

                   

                   The Cult in Culture (Pyraspherists Level 15n- and Above)

Dr. Emily Moon, MD, MDhD, Homeopathic Brain Surgeon

                   

                    The Pyrasphere Brain For Beginners

                       

                    Synaptic Fireworks and Dentritic Facade-Work

                     

                    Lobotomy and the God-sized Hole (Level 9h+ Required)

Professor Burke Ember, PhD, EdD, Intelligencia, Scholastic

                    Lighterature1 : The Building the Best Book

                    Lighterature2:  The Best Book:  Critical Intrigues

                    Lighterature3:  The Hidden Pelican (for advanced students only)

Blaney Fifer, DDS, EPhD, PhQD, MD

                     

                   Through the Looking Glass

                     

                   The Quantum You

                     

                   Learning To Burn: A Storer’s Journey

Aura, ChD, Spa Director, Astro-Aesthetician

                     

                  Upward Cleansing

                      

                  Photosynthesis

                     

                  The Poison Masque

Dr. David Dresden, Visionary, Entrepreneur, Chieftain

                     

                 Successology 1:  Getting What You Want Every Time

                     

                 Successology 2:  Quantum Wealth and Abundance

                   

                 Successology 3:  Income Streams

Jack Rudy, Esquire

                     

                Your Pyramid Contract And You (All Luminosity Levels)

                   

                Ecclesiastic vs Legal Bindings

                   

                Sacred Ignore-ance and Taxes – “Make the separation of church and state

                         work for you.”

Joust, Author, Bon Vivant, Chief Dating Cleric

                     

                Light Partners 1:  Changing Who You Are

                     

                Light Partners 2:  Matching Luminosities

                     

                Light Partners 3:  Trading Up:  The Ascendant Romance

Dr. Veronica Valentine, PhDD in Dating, Love Doctor

                       

                Maintaining Mutual Luminosity

                       

                Outside In: What They See, Is Who You Are

                       

                The Instruction and Use of the Lightometer

                       

The Reverend Doctor Coyote, Meta-Naturalist, Preacher, Star Coach

                       

                The Higher I Am: The Higher You Can Be (Class Location Variable)

                      

                The Star You Are (AUDITION REQUIRED)

                       

                Masculine Full-Fill-Ment (Masculine Recovery Residents Only, Class Times            

                Variable)

    Gossamyrrh, Pyrasphere Founder, Religious Leader, Jeweler, and Best-Selling Author 

                       

                The Sphere Appears:  My Journey Into the Center of the Light (limit 6                

                        students, luminosity 19b+ and above)

                       

                Handstrung Beadery (All Levels)

                       

                Breaking The Death Habit (Assessment Exam Required)